supermassive black hole

^^ is an amazing song.

makes me want to dance AND play ball with the Cullens.

[CORNY!]

I forgot I created a blog a while ago.

I'll probably forget in liiiiiike 2 hours.

so i'm listening to sad music.
[not super massive black hole ... but the title sounds all emo, huh!]

and eating my sorrows away.

[except for that i don't have any food, really. it's all packed.]

why?

oh, because Cortney left for cali.

And Linnea and I have been crying since 11am.

[Cortney I hope your reading this ... my dirty little seamstress, you!]

Linnea is leaving, along with her borderline retardedness back to cali.

i have so much crap to do.

Like, straight up half an hour ago I remembered I have a  book report due.

aaaaaaand Trig, the cat that lived outside my house in California:

 .... was CATNAPPED!

True story.

Ok. Not so sad. But let's just exaggerate for blogging purposes.

Oh. OH wait. I just jizzed my pants.

LINKAGE!

Waaaaaatch!

And then laugh.

And then jizz your pants.

No. Don't.